rootbeer1: (SteveJackDark)
rootbeer1 ([personal profile] rootbeer1) wrote2006-02-24 04:29 pm

Oh, flick

So I get out of the shower this morning and I'm standing in front of the mirror, drying myself off. [livejournal.com profile] qbear sees me standing there, slips off his underwear and rotates it into a flicking weapon, and aims it at my naked ass. He hits, however, my ear.

"You were more a recipient than a giver of those, weren't you?" I ask.

"That's why I was a failure in the locker room!" he wails. "I could only watch the other boys flick towels at each other!"

[identity profile] bayarts.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank goodness your name isn't "Evander"!

[identity profile] bearzbub.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
He's so well behaved when you have company.

[identity profile] daved010.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I read this post quickly the first time and was very confused. I thought, if he was aiming his cock for your butt, how'd he hit your ear???? Then I re-read and was amused at my confusion. : )

[identity profile] rootbeer1.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
OK, I changed the "slips off his underwear, rotates it" to "slips off his underwear and rotates it," for clarity.

"Rotates" isn't quite the right word, but I figure people will know what I mean.

[identity profile] daved010.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm probably just chronically confused. Send me a video re-creation just so I can be sure I get it.

[identity profile] bearfuz.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't know your ass from your ear??

[identity profile] rootbeer1.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Or from a hole in the ground?

Or maybe he misheard it as "aural sex"?

[identity profile] poohbearjim.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I refuse to believe you two are EVER naked! ;)

[identity profile] rootbeer1.livejournal.com 2006-02-24 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, this icon shows one such time ... who needs swimsuits in Palm Springs?