Oh, flick

[rootbeer1]

So I get out of the shower this morning and I'm standing in front of the mirror, drying myself off. qbear sees me standing there, slips off his underwear and rotates it into a flicking weapon, and aims it at my naked ass. He hits, however, my ear.

"You were more a recipient than a giver of those, weren't you?" I ask.

"That's why I was a failure in the locker room!" he wails. "I could only watch the other boys flick towels at each other!"

Comments

[bayarts.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness your name isn't "Evander"!

[bearzbub.livejournal.com]

He's so well behaved when you have company.

[daved010.livejournal.com]

I read this post quickly the first time and was very confused. I thought, if he was aiming his cock for your butt, how'd he hit your ear???? Then I re-read and was amused at my confusion. : )

[rootbeer1.livejournal.com]

OK, I changed the "slips off his underwear, rotates it" to "slips off his underwear and rotates it," for clarity.

"Rotates" isn't quite the right word, but I figure people will know what I mean.

[daved010.livejournal.com]

I'm probably just chronically confused. Send me a video re-creation just so I can be sure I get it.

[bearfuz.livejournal.com]

He doesn't know your ass from your ear??

[rootbeer1.livejournal.com]

Or from a hole in the ground?

Or maybe he misheard it as "aural sex"?

[poohbearjim.livejournal.com]

I refuse to believe you two are EVER naked! ;)

[rootbeer1.livejournal.com]

Well, this icon shows one such time ... who needs swimsuits in Palm Springs?