Holiday decisions

[rootbeer1]

OK, so we're sitting in front of the television, halfheartedly watching Roadrunner cartoons, and addressing Christmas/holiday cards. My job is to stuff and seal the envelopes, while Jack's job is to put on a return address sticker and decide on a stamp, from the choices of: Madonna and child, holiday cookies, Christmas ornaments, or Santa Claus. The choice of stamp has to be appropriate -- you wouldn't want to put a Christian-religious stamp on an envelope addressed to someone Jewish or overtly atheist, for example.

So, for half an hour, I hear Jack mutter, "I'll give him a Santa stamp, because he likes the daddies ... I'll give him a Santa, 'cause he likes the daddies ... I'll give him a Santa, 'cause he likes the daddies ... "

Our friends are fairly easy to peg.

Comments

[beeftenderloin.livejournal.com]

You got that right! Woof!

[carytown.livejournal.com]

Kinda comforting isn't it?

Dolls!!!! *guffaw*

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

Oh! Madonna stamps! From "Like A Virgin" era?

[boyshapedbox.livejournal.com]

Luckily this wasn't a choice, but it's better than, "She's a drunk. So we'll give her Rudolph stamps because both of their noses are always red."

[foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com]

What, no elf stamps?

[texwriterbear.livejournal.com]

You are already doing your Christmas cards? You make me sick ;-)

[rootbeer1.livejournal.com]

Hey, what else do I have to do? I'm stuck here at home!

[texwriterbear.livejournal.com]

OH I know, and I've already gotten yours too. I will hopefully finally be working on mine this weekend.

[poohbearjim.livejournal.com]

How dare you be at the "stamping" stage before December 1! ;)

One year everyone got Kwanzaa stamps from us.

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

I just had to check the envelope today.

You guys sent us snowmen. Yay!