Holiday decisions

[rootbeer1]

OK, so we're sitting in front of the television, halfheartedly watching Roadrunner cartoons, and addressing Christmas/holiday cards. My job is to stuff and seal the envelopes, while Jack's job is to put on a return address sticker and decide on a stamp, from the choices of: Madonna and child, holiday cookies, Christmas ornaments, or Santa Claus. The choice of stamp has to be appropriate -- you wouldn't want to put a Christian-religious stamp on an envelope addressed to someone Jewish or overtly atheist, for example.

So, for half an hour, I hear Jack mutter, "I'll give him a Santa stamp, because he likes the daddies ... I'll give him a Santa, 'cause he likes the daddies ... I'll give him a Santa, 'cause he likes the daddies ... "

Our friends are fairly easy to peg.