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1. As [livejournal.com profile] beeftenderloin and [livejournal.com profile] dewittar have commented today, would-be homeowners on House Hunters-type shows are constantly rejecting potential homes on the flimsiest of cosmetic reasons, i.e., "I don't like the paint color in the foyer," that sort of thing. One $20 can of paint and it could be the house of your dreams, but you're too stupid to realize it.

2. "I like the crown molding." Would-be homeowners must be coached by HGTV producers to say this upon entering any room with any kind of crown molding. Frankly, I don't care about crown molding and it's one of the last things I notice about a room. And if a room doesn't have it, you can always put some up. Crown molding is like paint, so far as I'm concerned. These would-be homeowners act like it's the most important part of the room, over the room's size, shape, general condition, lighting, window placement, etc.

3. "The countertops aren't granite!" Quelle horreur! God forbid the kitchen countertops should be butcher block, marble, formica, tile, quartz, concrete, laminate, Corian or any other perfectly serviceable countertop material. I'm convinced HGTV coaches people to say this, and gets some sort of kickback from the granite countertop people. The realtors on house-flipping shows also sign off on this -- when a kitchen is renovated, they always mention this, as well as ...

4. "The appliances aren't stainless! Same thing. White ovens, black ovens, white fridges, black fridges -- they're unacceptable substitutes for stainless steel. It comes off like HGTV is also lining its pockets with kickbacks from the stainless steel appliance people.

5. "This kitchen/bathroom is dated." Just like those precious granite countertops will be, honey. I guess it's perfectably reasonable to reject a house because the kitchen/bathroom is a slightly different style than what you were expecting. God forbid you should have to adjust to a slightly different style!

If a house isn't 100% perfect -- reject it!

Date: 2009-01-30 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timzilla.livejournal.com
You're watching way too much television.

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