That annoying thingy thingy

You know who you are. You’re doing that silly “I’d hit it” meme theme.

Rest assured, I think you’re fabulous. You’re adorable and sexy and a joy to be around. But if you’re telling me that I’d have to blatantly disclose my most intimate, secret, wistful longings for a transformative physical, emotional, mental and spiritual communion with a silly phrase like “I’d hit it,” then we’re just not on the same page, are we?

(But leave a comment here if you just want a shag.)