Do you fear what I fear

[rootbeer1]

I may have gained a little weight this year, but this seems unnecessarily harsh:

A star, a star, dancing in the night,
With Rootbeer1 as big as a kite,
With Rootbeer1 as big as a kite.

Do You Hear What I Hear?
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Get your own song :

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Don't think I'll be joining Gold's Gym after all. It's just a little too far out of the way. Tried to get there Wednesday night after work, and the bus just never came ... eventually I gave up and went back to my old reliable Club One.

I'll try Gold's again tonight (my pass is good until Monday) but I'll drive there.

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I'm just not feeling the holiday spirit this year. Don't know what it is ... I'm either too busy with holiday activities, or not busy enough. It's one or the other, and I'm not sure which it is.

Comments

[martini-tim.livejournal.com]

I like that generator. I got

Joy to the world,
The Martini_tim is come.

How nice.

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

I dunno, what's so big about kites anyway? Stars must outweigh them by tons!

[sunbeam-bears.livejournal.com]

...depends what kind of kite. It could mean one of those long, slinky, Chinese dragon-types.

[rootbeer1.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more of the broadness or boxiness of your average kite. On the other hand, kites don't weigh so much, so maybe I shouldn't take any offense at all.

"That Steve, he's so light, he could float on air."

"Yes, but he's so broad across the shoulders, tapering down to his feet."

"I heard his tail got caught on a chain-link fence!"

"That must have hurt! He should wear pants!"

weight and gender slander!

[oac.livejournal.com]

Little donkey, little donkey
Had a heavy day.
Little donkey, carry Owen
Safely on her way.

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