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[rootbeer1]

So a commercial comes on for Red Lobster's "Endless Shrimp" promotion.

"We can take Owen there!" Jack says excitedly. (We're having dinner with oac tomorrow.)

"Owen's a vegetarian!" I respond. "He doesn't eat shrimp!"

"But I do!" Jack says. "He can have the 'endless salad'!"

Comments

[daved010.livejournal.com]

Bring me some of their cheesebiscuits!!!

[sunbeam-bears.livejournal.com]

Endless Shrimp....wasn't Brooke Shields in that?

[rootbeer1.livejournal.com]

My shrimp, there's only you on my plate,
The only thing that's fried.
Red Lobster shrimp, with every bite that I take,
You're also tasty baked.
And I, I don't want to share, all my shrimp with you,
No other shrimp will do.
And your sauce, no matter how much you cost.
Oh yes, you will always be, my endless shrimp.

Two shrimp, two shrimp more than none.
Our dinner's just begun.
Forever, I'll savor you on my lips,
And then you'll head down to my hips.
My shrimp, I'll be drooling for you I'm sure,
You know I'll eat you all.
And then "Waitress! More shrimp!" I'll call.
Oh, I know I've found in you my joy, my . . . endless shrimp.

[dhpbear.livejournal.com]

Or the porn title "Endless Shrimping" :)