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rootbeer1 ([personal profile] rootbeer1) wrote2006-01-04 07:00 pm

qbear has his mind in the gutter

...because he laughed when Food TV cook Rachael Ray just announced, "I've got a beautful red snapper ..."

[identity profile] mh58.livejournal.com 2006-01-05 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
And on the wrong side of the street as well!

[identity profile] ursusarctos.livejournal.com 2006-01-05 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I guess her having a beautiful Red Snapper is better than her having Cod Balls. I'm just saying...
Isn't about 50% of dinnertime advertising about how to treat that condition, 10% haemorrhoid creams, 10% adult diapers, and the remaining 5% Enzyte™ ads?

[identity profile] poohbearjim.livejournal.com 2006-01-05 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I *KNEW* those things had teeth!
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[identity profile] book-of-daniel.livejournal.com 2006-01-05 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been saying that exact same thing for YEARS!

[identity profile] bearhedded.livejournal.com 2006-01-05 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
She coulda been making pink tacos.........

[identity profile] jarlsberg71.livejournal.com 2006-01-05 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
is it lopsided like her grin?

[identity profile] pup-ajax.livejournal.com 2006-01-05 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
i still say the two of you should have your own cable access show where you relate [livejournal.com profile] qbear's humor anecdotes to the audience while [livejournal.com profile] qbear just smiles and waves sheepishly in the background.

[identity profile] canowhupass.livejournal.com 2006-01-06 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I completely agree... only my versiou would have the two of them silouetted in the foreground & making jokes about the host & cooking in a manner similar to Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[identity profile] alpenhorn.livejournal.com 2006-01-05 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Is a snapper kinda like a twat? I've never seen one, thank God.

[identity profile] anziulewicz.livejournal.com 2006-01-05 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a WONDER Rachael Ray's camera crew didn't lose it altogether.

[identity profile] furmuslbulk.livejournal.com 2006-01-05 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
ouchie!

[identity profile] canowhupass.livejournal.com 2006-01-06 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder what kind of fish Paula Dean has? I'm thinking wide mouth trout.

[identity profile] ursusarctos.livejournal.com 2006-01-07 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Since she sounds like "Foghorn Leghorn's Girlfriend", even to a native southerner, I'd bet it's a Big Mouth Bass or Channel Catfish, complete with whiskers.

[identity profile] canowhupass.livejournal.com 2006-01-07 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
She totally "works" that accent don't she? I'm not southern but I can tell she's trying to play it up for all it's worth.