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rootbeer1 ([personal profile] rootbeer1) wrote2006-09-06 05:02 pm

Most puzzling

So I get home and find [livejournal.com profile] qbear sitting on the bed, playing on his laptop.

“I saw the strangest, most puzzling thing on the way home from the bus stop,” I tell him.

“What’s that?” he asks.

“I was about to cross Portola, at the light, when I noticed that in among that ring of hedges there was a white box, with the word ‘BIRD’ written on it.”

“Did you open the box?”

“Yes,” I say. “And there was a white pigeon, or dove, just sitting in it.”

“Was ‘BIRD’ hand written?”

“Yes, with a magic marker.”

“Well,” he concludes, “It’s truth in advertising! You can’t fault them for that!”

[identity profile] sunbeam-bears.livejournal.com 2006-09-07 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously a behavioral studies thesis, being conducted by college students hidden in the bushes.

Either that, or a gift from magic trolls.

[identity profile] fuzzygruf.livejournal.com 2006-09-07 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
At least it wasn't a stingray.

[identity profile] hotelbearsf.livejournal.com 2006-09-07 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Too much!

[identity profile] auntie-lukers.livejournal.com 2006-09-07 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
What did you do with the bird? It was alive, yes?

[identity profile] latestarter.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Candid camera?

The truth is stranger than fiction.