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So I come out of the shower this morning and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
qbear says, "I hear there are shower robots, that spin and spray out anti-mildew liquid, to keep your shower stall clean."
"People are so lazy," I respond. "They have robots for everything now."
"If only they had ones programmed for all forms of human pleasuring," he said, wistfully. Then, in a low voice, he added, "Get the Roomba."
qbear says, "I hear there are shower robots, that spin and spray out anti-mildew liquid, to keep your shower stall clean.""People are so lazy," I respond. "They have robots for everything now."
"If only they had ones programmed for all forms of human pleasuring," he said, wistfully. Then, in a low voice, he added, "Get the Roomba."
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It's kinda scary that my sister, who works in a fertility clinic, sent the Woomba link to me.
Mort LOVES his. It was Xmas from my family to him. He all but did a *Happy Dance*. He also hasn't stopped talking about it. An amazing thing from a neo-Luddite.
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Hasty posts always seem to bite me in the ass.
He got a Roomba. Hasn't shut up about it. So my sister thought he'd be amused by the Woomba.
However working where she does, she says one might be nice. Some people apparently aren't that familiar with soap.